Dear "Scared and Despaired"
This happened to me just the other day
After my math final with Mr.Lasee
I found that as soon as I went to speak
Every utterance and vowel pronounced me a freak
For as you can see every now and then
I am stuck rhyming in speech and in pen
So if you could help me dear Mulligan, my friend,
That would certainly be an effort to praise and commend
I have found that therapy works quite well
For times when your speech is not very swell.
Have you tried meditation or seeing a masseuse?
Maybe reading a book (but not Dr. Seuss!)
As you can see I am currently suffering
From the same disease that you have been muttering.
If all else fails, my advice to you
Is to join the Index - we have issues too!